And Here We Take Shelter

clientsfromhell:

Client: Hey! We need a digital artist to color a sketch one of our guys made. It’s the eight of us as superheroes. Would you be able to do that?

Me: Yes, but eight characters would take time to color.

Client: Oh, that’s okay. We need it next week. How does $5 sound?

I give him a look.

Client: $6?

n64thstreet:

Magazine advert for Sonic Goemon’s Great Adventure, by Konami.

n64thstreet:

Magazine advert for Sonic Goemon’s Great Adventure, by Konami.

chalkandwater:

Mantis shrimp have divided into two distinct groups based on weaponry. Smashers have developed hard clubs that they use to crack open hard-shelled prey, while Spearers have long and sharp spines at the tip of their claws for spearing their prey. Both use their weapons with lightning speed, showing that their nickname, “thumb splitters”, is well-earned.

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sorry-dong-dong:

taumpytears:

n-thinks:

This video clocks in at 14:52, but it’s worth it. A couple thinks that a dying electrical Halloween decoration is either possessed or haunted. Features some choice lines such as:

"He’s being an asshole."
"Me?"
"No, the skeleton."

They start asking the skeleton decoration questions, and wait until you see what happens when the decoration actually starts working as intended.

If nothing else, watch the first two minutes then skip to the ten minute mark. I’m crying from how hard I’m laughing.

CAUTION REAL DEMONS!!! 

I NEVER WATCHED THE WHOLEL THING
IM DYING

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Larry Wilmore and Jon Stewart discuss shop and frisk on The Daily Show.

Full episodes are available anytime, anywhere on the Comedy Central app.

coelasquid:

Honestly this song is worth the price of admission alone.

biologizeable:

Here is your periodic reminder that abby-howard writes cool and educational comics sometimes and that we did a SUPER RAD paleo dig together one time which neither of us ever shut up about.
So if you want to learn more about what it’s like to spend two weeks in Actual Hell, Alberta, with one of the world’s most renowned paleontologists, READ THE REST OF THIS COMIC

biologizeable:

Here is your periodic reminder that abby-howard writes cool and educational comics sometimes and that we did a SUPER RAD paleo dig together one time which neither of us ever shut up about.

So if you want to learn more about what it’s like to spend two weeks in Actual Hell, Alberta, with one of the world’s most renowned paleontologists, READ THE REST OF THIS COMIC

pachylife:

nightmare-bruce:

The Labyrinth at Nishimori (西森の迷路)
1990, Nintendo Famicom

A graphic adventure horror game for Famicom. A group of friends become separated during a week-long hiking trip through a great forest called Nishimori. As one of the unlucky teens, you find that you’re more than lost—the forest itself has turned against you! When your friends begin to come back from the darkness of the labyrinth, you’ll wish they had stayed lost.

Gameplay takes place over five in-game days—wander aimlessly and you’ll run out of time. Can you solve Nishimori’s riddles and escape, or will you join your friends in the forest forever?

knocking it out of the park as per usual

voldey:

thepagejakeenglish:

To those who don’t believe in miracles, explain this.

I…believe in miracles.